“Dark times are coming. And if you let me, I’ll help you be the light that fights through the darkness.”
→if i were a comic character, i’d want to be you: wanda maximoff as the scarlet witch
I should be asleep. Instead, I’m working on inking this sketch. Because finishing my speech means I can dick around redesigning Scarlet Witch’s costume into something that isn’t slutty and impractical. You know, something that her boobies won’t fall out of with all her action and shit. Unless ~magic~ keeps her boobies from falling out of her costumes.
O MAGIC, U SCAMP.
can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually
It had to be done.
Yes.
I believe.
His first name is Agent.
Excuse me while I just sprawl out over the well-captured texture of the hair and skin, because yes skin has a texture, particularly sweaty skin, and ugh the blood around the mouth, and UGH the eyes the specular highlights on the eyes that make them look wet that, when paired with those eyebrows, make Tom Hiddleston’s face a completely beautiful, heart-breaking tragedy UGGUHUH I can’t- I just-
I can’t.
Reporter: I have a question to Robert and to Scarlett. Firstly to Robert, throughout Iron Man 1 and 2, Tony Stark started off as a very egotistical character but learns how to fight as a team. And so how did you approach this role, bearing in mind that kind of maturity as a human being when it comes to the Tony Stark character, and did you learn anything throughout the three movies that you made?
And to Scarlett, to get into shape for Black Widow did you have anything special to do in terms of the diet, like did you have to eat any specific food, or that sort of thing?
Scarlett: How come you get the really interesting existential question, and I get the like, “rabbit food” question?
The respect given to you if you’re a man in the entertainment business, and the respect given to you if you’re a woman in the entertainment business: all perfectly summed up in one idiotically thought out line of questioning.
Why couldn’t the person ask Scarlett how she prepared for Black Widow’s behavior, the moments where -for a split second - she very nearly reverts back to the Russian assassin instead of the S.H.I.E.L.D. spy, or even the emotional weight of the “red in her ledger” that she mentioned at least twice in the film? Oh, wait, no - they just wanna know about dat ass. Oops, sorry, I forgot Scarlett Johansson wasn’t a serious actress.
Oh wait.
